Revision Session
Posted: January 10, 2013 Filed under: School. Ugh. | Tags: chat, computers, death, dying, exams, revision, school, Suckers, supernatural, teenagers, vampires 4 Comments »STARgirl: Raj are u there? Raj?
STARgirl: Raj? Raj? Raj???
STARgirl: RAAAAAAJ RAAAAAAAAAJ RAAAAAJ
STARgirl: Raj??????????????????
SeeNoEvil: yeh?
STARgirl: RAJ hooray U’RE ONLINE
SeeNoEvil: aren’t you in school?
STARgirl: yeah revision session yawn
SeeNoEvil: sup?
STARgirl: gotta question
SeeNoEvil: can’t wait? meeting tonight
STARgirl: yeah but I REALLY need to know NOW
SeeNoEvil: um OK
STARgirl: so can I ask you?
SeeNoEvil: sure
STARgirl: really? Don’t want to bother u if u’re busy
SeeNoEvil: it’s fine go ahead
STARgirl: sure?
SeeNoEvil: yeh go for it
STARgirl: sure u’re sure???
SeeNoEvil: fuck in hell Mab what is it
STARgirl: sorry sorry OK OK hang on BRB
SeeNoEvil: Mab? hello?
STARgirl: sorry teacher came over to check, had to close screen sorry
SeeNoEvil: Mab what is it
STARgirl: y’know, I might ask Mrs Y? Later?
SeeNoEvil: uh OK
STARgirl: is that OK??? sorry to bother yoooooou
SeeNoEvil: no bother
SeeNoEvil: you can ask Mrs Y now if you like
SeeNoEvil: she’s online
STARgirl: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT???
STARgirl: Mrs Y’s ONLINE???
STARgirl: WOW
STARgirl: I thought OAPs were BANNED from the internet
SeeNoEvil: uh no
SeeNoEvil: add username MrsYork to chat
STARgirl: oh GREAT thanks Raj
SeeNoEvil: sure bye
STARgirl: bye c u later
STARgirl: Mrs York?
STARgirl: Mrs York?
STARgirl: Mrs York?
MrsYork: good afternoon Mabel
STARgirl: Mrs York?
MrsYork: yes, this is Mrs York
STARgirl: OMG HELLO!! I had no idea you were online!!!
MrsYork: this is the 21st century, Mabel 
STARgirl: uh yeah but you’re, like, old
MrsYork: thank you Mabel. What can I do for you? Aren’t you in school?
STARgirl: yeah revision session, it’s going well LOL
MrsYork: so I see. Is something troubling you?
STARgirl: yeah just a bit, it’s about what happened on Sat with the Sucker
MrsYork: it’s still affecting you? I’m so sorry Mabel
STARgirl: well DUH it’s affecting me, I almost got EATEN TO DEATH
MrsYork: that’s not quite what would have happened
STARgirl: whatevs. Anyway he said they’re all talking about me. WHAT DOES THAT MEAN??
MrsYork: they’re all talking about you?
STARgirl: yeah. Like, who? The Suckers?
MrsYork: I would surmise so
STARgirl: BUT WHY???
STARgirl: Mrs Y?
MrsYork: I’m here. Apologies. Just considering my answer
STARgirl: he said they know my NAME
MrsYork: well you are very special
STARgirl: uhuh yeah so? How am I? What does it mean???
MrsYork: this is not a conversation to have online, Mabel
STARgirl: but I can’t stop THINKING about it
STARgirl: it’s driving me CRAZY
STARgirl: I feel like they’re singling me out or something
MrsYork: it’s possible
STARgirl: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!?!?!?
MrsYork: you have the most power within the group, it’s natural you’d be the Suckers’ target
STARgirl: but I’m not even strong like Soren or deadly like Bitch Face
STARgirl: oops I mean Lucky
STARgirl: Ingrid I mean Ingrid
MrsYork: I know who you meant. Yes, but their abilities are physical and surmountable. No one can use their minds like you
STARgirl: yeah BUT it’s not like I ASKED for this, IS IT??? THIS IS NOT MY DOING
MrsYork: indeed
STARgirl: so WHY should I be a TARGET??? OMFG they’re going to KILL ME
MrsYork: now don’t panic Mabel
STARgirl: are you SHITTING ME?????
MrsYork: we can teach you to avoid any unfortunate situations
STARgirl: :-0
STARgirl: unfortunate situations?? Like being KILLED?? Wow THANKS
MrsYork: you’re stronger and more resourceful than you think, you know
STARgirl: I’M DEAD I AM LITERALLY GOING TO BE DEAD
MrsYork: Mabel, calm down
STARgirl: I’m fine. I’M FINE
STARgirl: just been told that a load of vampires are targeting me for my stupid supernatural powers I didn’t ask for, but hey, I’m fine
STARgirl: if fine means SHRIEKING LOUDLY INSIDE MY BRAIN
MrsYork: maybe we should discuss this later, when you’ve had a chance to collect yourself
STARgirl: yeah no worries, maybe you could teach me some of that death avoidance I will need
MrsYork: I’m sorry if this comes as a big shock to you, I thought you understood the circumstances
STARgirl: I feel like I understand less and less each coming day!!!!!
STARgirl: hang on wait a minute – so how did I get this power, anyway?
STARgirl: I didn’t ask for it
STARgirl: and I only got it when you guys had shown up
STARgirl: how did I get it Mrs York??
STARgirl: what did you do to me???
STARgirl: MRS YORK???
MrsYork: see you promptly at 7pm, Mabel. Good bye for now. Have a productive afternoon
STARgirl: SERIOUSLY!?!?!?!?!
STARgirl: I hate you all
STARgirl: yeah good bye
